Argh bored!! So bored that i went on the net searching for jokes.. and i found some funny puns. here goes,

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before

Ok i'll stop cuz its getting kinda lame.. haha. But im rrly bored !!! Btw results out tis sat jus hope i dun needa take any supp paper.