A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger
cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen." the boy
responded. His cousin was amazed that he answered so quickly. "How do you know
that?"

"Easy," the little boy said, "all you have to do is add it up, like the
preacher said: 'Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer'."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If u r wondering why i did that, its just there to grab ur attention ha ha ;-p

Sch reopen on april 17th, today is the 21st of march, still got like 1 month to go. How i love holidays, days spend jus slacking. Man gotta enjoy days like that cuz its not going to happen again once we enter the society eh.

Found one funny video on youtube. Its BEYONCE IN THE SHOWER!!!




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA u dirty pervs theres no porn on my blog

Every man is a moon; he has a side no one sees.

Low Jing Hui -- [adjective]: Full of bees 'How" will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Now that i got the meaning of my name, lemme make a sentence with it.

Don't go near that tree it has a bee hive LOW JING HUI.

LOL

Btw, its my blog 1 yr old birthday!!!! I wanna say a big thank you to my dear readers for visiting for the past yr. I'll update frequently =)

w00t i passed all my subjects, even got an A for Intro-Psychology. =)
and the best thing is i pass my accounts. =)

Sitting in front on my computer
Waiting for TP to sms me my exam results
Wishing that I'd pass all my subjects

Im back with more lame things and for today, its some lame n crazy laws in different parts of the world!!!

In Arizona
-There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus
-A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month
-When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses

In California
-you may not set a mouse trap without a hunting license
-It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub
-Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street

In Connecticut
-it is illegal to kiss your wife on Sunday
-a 16-year-old boy could be put to death if he "cursed, struck or disobeyed" his parents or was "stubborn or rebellious.

In Texas
-criminals are required to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed
-It is legal for a husband to beat his wife as long as he uses something no bigger than his thumb
-It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream
-You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times

roflmaolol

Argh bored!! So bored that i went on the net searching for jokes.. and i found some funny puns. here goes,

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before

Ok i'll stop cuz its getting kinda lame.. haha. But im rrly bored !!! Btw results out tis sat jus hope i dun needa take any supp paper.

Boring week since the hols. So bored that i went to do some lame quizzes at liquidgeneration.com and here r the results:


Crap im actually Joker. What a joke!


Omg tis is rrly crap. But ppl do crappy things when they r bored.


Erm... Wad can i say

Just came back from celebrating Jinhao's birthday. He treat us to Suki Sushi. Jinhao u're the man u rocks!!! Its also Aileen birthday so HAPPY Birthday Aileen. Its ZengSiong birthday tml so HAPPY Birthday Zengsiong.

Thats pretty much all for this post. Just wanna shout out to my peeps and wish them happy birthday