Another week has gone and im still slacking -.-"
Term test coming in like 2-3 weeks time and i still hvn attend a single Business Account tutorial. 1st week mc 2nd week raining i dun feel like going.. this sem abit siao liao

Anyways, quite a few thing happen this week. Jon, Sam and i went to catch the exorcism of emily rose thursday night. We actually fooled sam into watching cuz we told we were going to watch harry potter. In the end he onli had to pay $3 for the tix as i contribute $2 n jon $3. Nice movie worth watching. i'll giv it 3.5/5 stars.

Went to Fusion Gathering on friday. Although we did nth much cept for eat n talk, its already veri fun to have ur former classmates sitting around u talking bout almost anithing under the sun. sure hope we can have this kinda gathering every year

Lets go on to the news, another blogger got sued for making racist comments on his blog and this time that guy just finished his o levels. Due to his age he didnt get jailed but he gotta do community service in the malay community to that he can understand the malays more. i think for him this sentence is worse than serving time in jail... 1stly me made racist comments cuz he dun like the malays and now he gotta serve the malays.. can anione say G_G for him? haha

Theres still other news out there like a owner pimping his maid for jus $10 each time and the opening of the Crazy Horse in singapore but im lazy to talk bout them so go read the newspaper urself!!!!

Gonna end this with a quote i heard from somewhere, "Even if the heart is broken its still beating. Life goes on."

TATA~

Came back from hazel's bdae gathering at Quest Kafe, which is own by her mom. The food is great and it always feel gd to be at a gathering of any sort.

Was watching the nba this morning, Rockets vs Pistons. Rockets' my fav team in the nba bcuz T-mac n YaoMing are part of the team but looking at that match, man even i can play better than them (ok im jus kidding but they rrly sux at the moment). and of cuz rockets lost bcuz of their sloppy play and T-mac injury. If im not wrong they got a total of 18 turnovers.

Than im watching Newcastle vs Chelsea now. And u guys shld know Newcastle is my fav team in the world but watching them play is just disappointing.. haiz.. the defence of boumsong and bramble jus sux man. they make stupid and costly mistakes every now and then. Souness the manager oso sux la.. lemme take over n i can rule the club better than him. Newcastle has a gre8 midfield with the likes of emr, parker, dyer, luque, bowyer and solano. The strikeforce is oso gd with the owen and the legend ALAN SHEARER up front but haiz... nth much to say.. they jus sux at the moment.. watching them playin chelsea make me disappointed sia.

Watching 2 of my fav team losing in a day doesnt feel good, in fact im damn disappointed in them now..

Shall end this post with a quote by Eric Berne, "A loser doesn't know what he'll do if he loses but talks about what he'll do if he wins. A winner doesn't talk about what he'll do if he wins, but knows what he'll do if he loses."

Its been a week since my last post. Time sure knows how to fly eh.

1st week of the semester is gone in a blink of an eye and in 2+ months time its holidays again. Actually i've got nth much to talk about in this post.. jus wanna let my faithful reader(s) know that this blog aint down yet.

Oh btw linkin park's eMCee Mike Shinoda came out on his own and call himself fort minor and work with various artists like Styles Of Beyond and Jay-Z. Pretty cool so check him out.

So thats all for this post.. oh and my Jay Chou's poster is starting to collect dust. anyone wans it?

Bought Jay Chou's new album November's Chopin. I'll give it a 4/5. Stefanie Sun's albums r still better. haha.

Read of an interesting news on the net. A woman commited suicide by haning herself on a tree along the pathway somewhere in America on Halloween. Many passerbys saw but did nth as they thought it was just some Halloween prank/decoration. The body was there for 5 hrs b4 someone inform the local police about it.

Sch starting next monday.. Hope my lessons wont start early if nt i will have a problem waking up early. Well thats all for this post.. will update at least once more b4 sch reopens.

P.S. the jay's album come with a free poster of him. i got no use for it other than drawing circles on his face and throw darts at it. So if anyone wans it u can contact me at.. well u know how to contact me. dun worry im giving it away for free.

Well im back to continue my last post..

2nd night in genting, a creepy thing happen to me. i went to slp with my shirt on the right side, which means i wore my shirt the right way. But when i woke up on the 3rd day morning, my shirt i was wearing was inside out!!!! its like someone, or something took out my shirt n slip it inside out!!!! isnt that creepy!!!

Went to do some last minute shopping with them on the last day then we checked out at 12.30pm. Took the cable car down then took the bus back to singapore.

Well if u guys wan more details u can visit Jon's or Weibin's blog.. well mayb at a ltr date cuz i dun think they will be updating this soon.

The holidays are ending, which means sch starting soon. life is so ironic. holidays wan sch reopen, sch days wan faster holidays.. haha wad irony

Hiyo people its been a week since my last update. Just came back last night from a 3days 2 nights genting trip with Jonathan, Sam, Gordon, Weibin, Junhao and his family. Special thanks to Junhao's parents for treating us to 2 breakfasts and 1 dinner.

Did nothing much the 1st day there cuz its already in the afternoon when we reached there. We rest awhile, played some pool and, walk around and played some bowling.

Went to the outdoor themepark on the 2nd day. The cockscrew coaster was under maintenance so jon, sam n me went for the cyclone, the spaceshot and the new ride the flying coaster. Those were the 3 main rides. The other are just joy rides to relax.

To Be Continue...

Went to woodlands thia afternoon to visit my godma. Took a cab home from her hse. The taxt trip home took me 1hr15mins!!!!!!!!! The below shows why the trip took 1hr15mins.

After a few minutes of traveling from woodlands, somehow the driver took a turn to lornie road. He told me not to worry bout the meter and he know the way back. So i keep quiet. From lornie road he went to bradell(spell?) road then to toa payoh. From toa payoh the fucking noob driver went to yio chu kang. At yio chu kang he called his fren asking for directions but at the end of the conversation he said, "ok i'll find the way".

Then from yio Chu kang he went to Jalan Kayu. As everyone knows from jalan kayu turn into fernvale then reach sengkang liao. But he went straight, to Seletar Flyover!!! Nearly went back to woodlands again. He U-Turn to lentor flyover then went back to yio chu kang again.

He finally gave up n stop the damn cab. At that time the meter went to $25!! I told him to flag down a cab for me while i wait in his cab. I oso didnt pay him a single cent.

In the end the whole trip home took me 1hr15mins but cost me only $6.

On the way home on the cab i saw a sch name CBSS. jus when i thout nanchiau is a bad name. LoL. wonder wad the students of CBSS will be called. CB kias? LOL.

Hey finally a change of blogskin!!! This time its brighter, and easier to read. ENJOY your stay here and while u're here might as well say hi on my tagboard. THnks ALOT!

Caught another movie, this time its Four Brothers. Nice show, i'll giv it 4/5. Its about 4 brothers, 2 blacks 2 whites, taking revenge aft their foster mother got killed by gangsters. NC16 show so if u r above 16 i recommend u to catch it rather then waste ur money and go watch some stupid Tong Mong Qi Yuan or wadever crap.. how gd can a show be if onli 3 GV branches show it and somemore got one onli 1 slot at 12pm.

Thats all for this post. I'll post again if i found any interesting stuff

I. What is this?
This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs.

II. Defining 'Noob'
Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing.
Newbs are those who are new to some task and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage.

Noobs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.

Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading.* Usually the topic at hand on an internet forum.

B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICSI. Noobish
Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as noobish. It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn.

Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.
stFU /\/\an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks.

It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken.

You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.

II. Where to find noobsOn the internet,
noobs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers.

If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies.

Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear.

Off the internet, noobs appear anywhere the focus is on learning or discussing something specific.

III. Behavior of noobs
Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at.

Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).
It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.

Noobs have difficulty reading english and cannot comprehend the idea of authority. Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking.

If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.

IV. Noob religion
Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language.

It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising, which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week.

V. More about noob habitats
Noobs often attempt to maintain their own web pages. Some common features of these lairs are a terrible lack of content, background music, lots of pointless animated gifs, and pages that say some variation of 'tHEir isnothinG H34r yEtt LOLLOLOL!111!1!!~~~!!`! 13371337', which means 'Nothing here yet' in noobish.

They will also have large, seemingly infinite marquees of 88X31 affiliate buttons replaced with red X's scattered here and there, and possibly a hit counter showing a number less than 100. These habitats are numerous but fairly easy to avoid because only noobs link to them. So if you can identify a noob, don't go to its homepage. Simple as that.

C. AVOIDING NOOBS
I. Make sure you aren't one
Note: This section is bilingual so even noobs can make the discovery if they haven't already.

English (T4lk)-Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourself unable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome 'teh 1337' is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your noobancy.

Noobish (133713371337)-Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!!!! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337II.

Major noob avoiding strategies
The main factor in attracting migrating herds of noobs is a large, active forum. If you find one of these, look to see if it has the management to avoid noob infestation. If not, look for a small or mid-sized forum that covers the same topic so you can enjoy your time there before the noobs find it.

Another way to keep noobs from interfering with your life is to become part of the authority on one of these forums. But that's often hard to do so you'll probably be better off avoiding larger forums first off. If you do manage to become part of the authority, however, take full advantage of it and establish extermination policies so that normal people can have a nice time without noob infestations.


Of cuz the above "guide" in italics isnt written by me. I found it on some online forums. And n00bs dun jus appear on forums, I found one case of n00b speaking n00bish on my tagboard too,
"Sam-sama: Woot RoXorZ!"